In the news, we have discovered life on planet Gliese 581g! Or you might practically think that based on all the headlines. From reading the articles, I think all they actually know is that it’s the right temperature (distance from its sun) to not boil or freeze. This is called the “Goldilocks” zone. But they don’t know if there actually is life there, what size the planet is, or if you can get a decent cup of coffee there yet. Starbucks is looking into it.
My girlfriend stuck some ears on me, said “you’re Yuri” and took a picture.