02/27/20 – Gas Line Fire

Spacetrawler, audio version For the blind or visually impaired, February 27, 2020.




Why yes, I do like ridiculous sound effects. Don Martin was a huge influence when I was very young.


  1. Jude

    This just isn’t Emily’s day, is it? Not that it’s been her day for a good while now. SPLAP is the sound a still intact living body makes hitting a hard flat surface. SPLAT is the sound made from hitting a flat hard surface when traveling too fast and the body is now somewhat unrecognisable and definitely no longer living. Try to avoid such surfaces in the future, Emily.

  2. Pete Rogan

    Poor Emily. Out of one scrape and into a SPLAP. There ain’t no justice.

    Oh, and War Pig: It’s been said that if a tree fell in the forest and there was no one around to hear it, Don Martin could still do the sound effect. KKKKKKKRRRSSSHSHHHSSHSHHHHHHHH!

      1. DSL

        Had Martin been writing those, the Dynamic Duo (said label uttered in the pompous, plummy tones of Neil Hamilton as Commissioner Gordon) would have KO’d the theme-named henchfolk to the tune of “GRUNCH! FLABBADAP! GEEN! SKWAZZZZATCH!”

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