Annnnnnd…. the brass tacking being gotten down to don’t go very far.
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Thoos said, “All i’m saying is that this Nick person must be out of their mind.” Audri said, “Your vanity is appreciated. If I die, you have my permission to taxidermy your body and stand it up in your living room.” Hand thrown up in annoyance, Thoos said, “Okay! I’m sick of this already! We need to fix this! Starting by finding the person responsible for this stupid mess, professor Loomp!” Val said, “I’m pretty sure Loomp was arrested. The lab was being raided when Audri and I woke up.” Looking over at Val, audri said, “Oh, yeah, that guy.” Thoos pulled out an approxiscan and started scrolling through, and then said, “You’re right. It appears Loomp is in prison.” Picknar said, “Then I guess we’ll just have to break Loomp out of prison.” Pickna said, “Loomp’s in Underrock Prison.” Sliding down in their seat in defeat, Picknar said, “Then I guess we’ll just have to get used to being in these bodies.”
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Worst Finding Nemo sequel.
Is there no second string? An able assistant with the professor’s notebook?
Given Picknar’s reaction, I’m guessing Underrock is equivalent to Alcatraz times 10?
I am thinking of a Supermax built on top of Alcatraz (which is built on top of several older things already). Oh, wait! A Supermax built on the Jurassic Park island. Even better!
With motherloving T-Rexes as the perimeter guards? And Raptors patrolling the halls?
Time to switch to stainless steel tacks. They go in further. 🙂
Surely Thoos’ parents have sway, given their status.
Just need to mind swap them with some other humans to get them cooperative.
In German, an “Underrock,” spelled Únterrock, is an underskirt or slip of a dress.
Here I was thinking Loomp was put under a rock.
Brass tacks are good to hold down a slippery floor rug on a polished floor, but they’re not much good for prison breaks. For that, you need overwhelming property destruction power, a fast ship, and preferably a place to establish the lab Loomp will need to reverse his addled wizardry. Got to get them from somewhere. Empty your pockets, everybody.