02/19/20 – Escape Plan

Spacetrawler, audio version For the blind or visually impaired, February 19, 2020.




My escape plan usually involves sneakers and a package of fig newtons.


      1. Keith

        Nooo, not that. Not good enough…sound track to Smokey and the Bandit. 🙂 1) Waylon Jennings was good. BUT, Mr. Reed was way better. 2) an entire sound track is way better than just one song. 🙂

  1. Martin

    Are the fig newtons weaponized or provisions for the road?

    #1: He’s getting away! After him!
    #2: Mmm, that IS a tasty newton.
    #1: You know, these aren’t cookies. They’re fruit and cake.
    #2: Nom nom nom

  2. Muzhik

    I cannot WAIT to see what weapons Kregger (keep wanting to write “kegger”) has mounted on that puppy-smacker. Maybe they can slow down enough to allow Emily to coast into it on the way home.

  3. Pete Rogan

    I laughed like hell, then remembered: I USED this plot device. Only there were no keys. The builders never needed to lock their combat vehicles. Which should tell you all you need to know about the bad guys.

    I then had a fun time with people trying to use the alien weaponry they found, with minimal results. A pity. The sucker was armed like nothing else – cannon in the front, missiles in the rear. And the pintle mount–! But I see no pintle mount here. This looks like a plain old ATV crowd-flattener. Oh, well. As they say in Texas: EEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!


    Oh wait. Kregger had two sets of jetpacks to lure a non-Durn to their doom. What kind of trap is built into THIS vehicle, I wonder?

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